The podcast of March 12th’s show is now up. Point your iTunes to our RSS feed (top right of this page.)
Wasting Time - Mar 12th 2008
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Tonight’s Listener Participation MAD-LIBS
sexy universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire brown people and that the sun and all of the
penises revolved around it. But then a/an
african named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the balls
9 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was vantoosenbrook, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first sextastic
telescopes, which was invented by curt.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
mongolian beef stuck on each end of a/an juggler.
In 1600 an Italian chimney sweep named Galileo
expanded Copernicus’s bootylicious theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was sluttily arrested. After
smoking for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to cumming.
Ben
12 Assorted Facts About Pete Townshend’s Nose
1. Before rhinoplasty surgery in 1213, Pete Townshend’s nose was beating Mt. Everest’s record as the tallest mountain in the world.
2. The Great Wall of China was originally built to protect Pete Townshend’s nose from the Mongolians.
3. The Dark Ages was so called due to the fact that during a hiatus from The Who, Pete Townshend’s nose blocked almost all sunlight for most of what is now the United Kingdom.
4. The Sphinx’s nose is missing because after his 543-year reign of Egypt, Pete Townshend took his nose with him.
5. Pete Townshend’s nose has its own moon. It is suspected of having the necessary elements to support life.
6. The Trojan Horse was actually sculpted out of a booger from Pete Townshend’s nose.
7. Before the Industrial Revolution, Pete Townshend’s nose hair was the world’s largest Rainforest, serving as a habitat to over 4,500 species.
8. The role of The Monolith in Stanley Kubrick’s 1968 motion picture 2,001 A Space Odyssey won Pete Townshend’s nose its first Academy Award.
9. Pete Townshend’s nose can not only be seen from space, but from outside of the Milky Way galaxy.
10. Pete Townshend’s nostrils serve as a Mecca for spelunkers world wide.
11. Guiness Book of World Records holds Pete Townshend’s nose as the location for the longest recorded echo.
12. The Townshend family will forever receive royalties from Nickelodeon for use of Pete’s nose in Family Double Dare.
-by Ben Saunders
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March 5th Podcast Up!
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Wasting Time - Mar 5th 2008
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Spend This Spring In White-trash Luxury
Curt
End the oppression!
Curt and his girlfriend will be moving to a new house in the coming months. In preparation, Curt has planned to build a sweet, no girls allowed Man Cave in the third bedroom featuring a camouflage couch, kegerator, beer signs, and posters of naked bitches. As an act of female obstinance, his girlfriend has forbid him from creating such a penis paradise, unless he does so in the garage. To prove her wrong, we have created a petition for you to sign (simply comment this post to do so). Join us in our movement to shove our Man Cave and our penises in her face! Act now and help Curt get the manly get away he has always dreamed of. Remember, you’re not just helping Curt, you’re liberating men the world ’round!
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February 27th Podcast up!
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Wasting Time - Feb 27th 2008
Curt
Curt’s Foot
Leave your comments about how fucking disgusting this thing is.
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