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Copernicus
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
sexy
universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire brown people and that the sun and all of the
penises revolved around it. But then a/an
african named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the balls
9
times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was vantoosenbrook, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first sextastic
telescopes, which was invented by curt.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
mongolian beef stuck on each end of a/an juggler.
In 1600 an Italian chimney sweep named Galileo
expanded Copernicus’s bootylicious theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was sluttily arrested. After
smoking for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to cumming.

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