Curt and his girlfriend will be moving to a new house in the coming months. In preparation, Curt has planned to build a sweet, no girls allowed Man Cave in the third bedroom featuring a camouflage couch, kegerator, beer signs, and posters of naked bitches. As an act of female obstinance, his girlfriend has forbid him from creating such a penis paradise, unless he does so in the garage. To prove her wrong, we have created a petition for you to sign (simply comment this post to do so). Join us in our movement to shove our Man Cave and our penises in her face! Act now and help Curt get the manly get away he has always dreamed of. Remember, you’re not just helping Curt, you’re liberating men the world ’round!
This man cave is the forward movement that the everyday man deserves. We have been held back by the female machine for too long!
Viva Man Cave!
Go man cave!
There is no place i rather be!
AMEN!!!!!
MANCAVE IN THE GARAGE!!! Opt for air conditioning in the garage; it’s bigger. Bigger is better
I agree, curt needs a mancave.
Even I have to concur on the Man Cave. It will definitly be a selling advantage in the future. Good luck!
Dear men,
I am signing this petition not because Curt is in direct relation to me or because ben know what he’s doing when it comes to falatio but because I myself am married to this so called woman machine and truly know what supression is!! I feel strongly that if this man cave does not come to pass it will not only give women momentum but more importantly reduce the strength of all semen producing species abroad!!!!
Viva man cave!!!
Grandapa says the man cave goes in the grage he will stay in the house with all the girls.
show that chubi who’s boss curt. put your damn mancave where you like. maybe through in a slap or to just to show her who’s boss!!
Fer fuck’s sake, don’t women get enough free reign as it is when it comes to decorating the house? All the man wants is one goddam room, not the entire building! Besides, garages are for storage (or sleeping, if you’re Sascha). Can’t have fucking cardboard boxes and useless Christmas decorations cluttering up the Cave. No way. Huh-uh. Not on my watch. I say the kegerator and titty bitches go in the third bedroom. End of discussion.
First of all, my middle son, if you want to sleep alone, you dad says you should keep it in the house. If you want any peace at all, the garage is where ALL men have their say. And as it should be. A womens place is to keep the house nice so the man came come in and do what is on the womens to-do list. I KNOW I taught you better, apparently, you were reading porn instead of listening.
Time to grow up, son! I, support Ashley. And, so does dad!! Go ASH!!!!!
1 room? F that right in the A. No F it in the B cos theres an extra hole. But anyways why the hell should u only get 1 room, make the fucking house your man cave and give her 1 room for all her woman nicnacks and such. I say nudy pics and beer signs everywhere. And why not 3 kegerators? Why should u have to walk more than 5 feet for nice tasty brew, tt should be at your fingertips whenever u want it. And why not put bells throughout the house so wherever u are u can ring one and your nice lady friend can here that u need a samich or a new porn to read. MAN CAVE FUCK NO! MAN HOUSE FUCK YES! ….Bonesteel (oYo) ( Y ) <-Tits and ass…
you better get more people to say something you have to get a million remember???